You are viewing yami_no_eyes

yami_no_eyes' Journal
 
[Most Recent Entries] [Calendar View] [Friends]

Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in yami_no_eyes' LiveJournal:

    [ << Previous 20 ]
    Monday, January 22nd, 2007
    12:48 pm
    Fuck you internet. FUCK YOU
    I wish there had never been anything good on th internet. I wish there were no good wirters. Hell, I wish no one ever, EVER, used proper grammar on the internet.

    Why?

    Because then Alex wouldn't sound so godsdamn spoiled.

    It's like living with a furry.

    Actually, it EXACTLY like living with a furry. Furries were ruined becuase people who wanted to actually live out hte potential of the fandom made the mistake of inviting and encouraging retards and perverts and no one spanked or punished them for being retardedand kicked them out of the fandom. The only attempts were made when it was far, far too late. Furries started expanding in practice and beleif and as the wars got worse, the worst of all emerged from the battle, yet none of the smaller factions have united to drive the foe away. I'm talking about Lifestylers.

    It's exactly like that. Alex bitches and whines about the 'good old day's when everything he found was perfect and everything catered to his needs for organization and categorization. He wants a wizard to wave a magic wand and set up a community of good writers just for him.

    He's not going to try to get writers together, or look in all he dark cobwebby corners of hte inernet because he's done that already. He's not going to do anymore work because there's no hope in finding anyone NEW. It's not like you can keep trying and someday something might happen if you work at it.

    So I hate the internet tha wasn't retarded to begin with. Tes, fuck off 80's and 90's that wasn't pages of unicorns or MC Hammer cartoons. Fuck you!

    Current Mood: aggravated
    Sunday, January 21st, 2007
    6:07 pm
    GRAH!
    Recently Alex moved into my room permanently. To do this, we had to totally overhaul 98% of my room. We found the sims CDs and found two CD2s, but no CD1. SO I siad get rid of them, because I couldn't play without CD1.

    Since I'm also clearing stuff off my computer, I got rid of all the sims1 hacks I had.

    Today I have to rearrange my CD folder because some CD's fell out. Lo and behold: sims1 CD1. Plus several CDs I thought I'd lost months ago. It turns out that when Alex borrows my CDs to listen to them 'put them back in the right order' means 'put them randomly in the middle, surrounded by blank pages so I'll never look there for them again.'

    Current Mood: angry
    Thursday, January 4th, 2007
    9:55 pm
    Changes
    It's been, like, forever since I posted here. I just didn't have much to say. Metalshop sucked and took all my time. Plus I've learned that I have bad depth perception.

    I had hopes for The Compendium, but obviously it's not for Art Students (or as I call 'em, kneecappers). These are the people that back up teacher who say 'plausibility and grammar have no place in fiction.'

    I got sick over the Holidays and my mom blamed me for a restaurant being closed on Christmas Eve. I also had a very short fling with Katamari.

    But now I'm coming to something big.

    I'm thinking of quitting the comic company. It has done nothing for me for four long years, and whatever promises it held have evaporated. An artist that was supposed to start in August has no phone and never got a contract. Now my boss won't answer his myspace messages, list his address, and had his phone line disconnected.

    So long and you can keep the fish I guess.
    Wednesday, October 4th, 2006
    2:41 pm
    Um...
    Well, I haven't used this in... forever.

    I got a copy of a book I self-published a few weeks ago (I self published a few days ago; I got the copy recently).

    My schedule's crap and I can't meet with people much unless they could somehow help me with homework (keeping me sane and working on stories counts).
    Sunday, February 19th, 2006
    11:30 am
    Pointless Meme
    Here's a meme I've been meaning to start:
    Write down senven movies you'd like to see. They must be remakes, based off a book/comic/already existing product. Then write three questions you have about any movies.

    1. Super Mario Brothers (that actually seems liek the game)
    2. Legend of Zelda
    3. Super Smash Brothers
    4. Coca-Cola (yes, I predict people will run out of ideas and start making movies based on cola drinks.)
    5. Good Omens
    6. Dragonlance (all other D&D movies suck, so why not?)
    7. World of Warcraft (if only to get gamers off the computers for three seconds)

    1. (Corpse Bride) Why did Emily turn into butterflies?
    2. (Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Why are the Velospheres even there?
    3. (Phantom of the Opera) Why is the best PTO the one with the guy who plays Freddy Kreuger and done entirely in some sort of Xenaverse?
    Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
    1:13 pm
    What a world, what a world
    First I couldn't find the baby, and then it turned out it had been left across the street on the sidewalk.

    Then somone cheated on their spouse in a hottub while some stranger was watching. After two hours of being massaged by thier new lover, the stranger started talking about handcuffs and the woman agreed.

    This is all in the sims, by the way, but it was fucking hilarious at 2 in the morning.
    Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
    12:26 am
    Andromeda vs. Farscape
    For those reading this who don't know Andromeda, take 'Hercules: the Legendary Journeys,' put it in space, and give someone else the role of 'guy who takes his shirt off for fanservice.'

    For those reading this who don't know Farscape, google it 'cause it's too hard to explain.

    However, the cast is basically the same bunch of archetypes. Whereas Andromeda is so bad it's funny, Farscape is so real it's funny 'cause people are molesting muppets.

    Now to see who wins in wrongness...

    Chiana vs. Trance Gemini

    Both are the resident Rikku. Both are silly, usually. Chiana is some sort of escapee, seemingly form a Calvin Klein planet. She always stands like she's trying to use a urinal while recovering from novacane injections in her shoulders. She keeps staring at things with a a look made of a mix of 'Mixed Nyquil and some illegal drug' and 'mystical constipation.' She'll hump anything she can't steal, and steal anything she can't hump. Her backside is sexy, though.
    Trance on the other hand is a perfect Rikku. She's silly, she's a ditz, she doesn't understand why everyone has to be nasty, but she's a decent warrior. she has trouble explaining things. She's bouncy. She's nonchalant about a lot of things that would disturb us. She's diagonally parked in a parallel universe, and that's why she understands and doesn't at the same time. I think she's fine purple and don't understand why they had to turn her yellow later. She's one of the most believable empaths I've ever seen in sci-fi. If you get too serious about it, it fucks up, but like Rikku, if you get to serious about anything with her it fucks something up for her; especially her concentration. Also, she's got a job.

    Winner: Trance Gemini

    Rev Bem vs. Pau Zotoh Zhaan

    Rev Bem looks like that hairball I plumbed out of a shower train one day that looked like a drowned tribble. In fact, he IS a tribble. He's a humanoid tribble with most teeth that a shark that converted to some interstellar version of Buddhism-Taoism with Christianity references. He at least has the dignity to admit he's not that important by seemingly having an actual role on the ship and not showing up in episodes he'd just clutter up the scene in and get in the way of the plot.
    Pau Zotoh Zhaan is a blue human priest with sexy glow-under-UV spots. That's it though. She cheek humps most everyone on the ship in season one, but mostly she chants gibberish while waving crystals around. She sort of has a job as chemist/doctor, but she's amazingly slow. I'd trust Lister to fix my wounds before her.

    Winner: Tie. As much as Rev is convenient, he sucks later one. 'Sides, muppet-molestation is so not getting old.

    Dylan Hunt vs. John Crichton
    Dylan is Hercules. You can't deny this. They barely changed Kevin's hair for this role. He's a rather lame-ass captain and he makes very few captainy decisions. He's not bad, but I keep forgetting he's captain.
    John is sort of the captain of the ship. While Pilot controls Moya, John gives orders the most, even if they're 'What is it, why haven't we shot it, and what'd it do?' or 'Shut up.' He also save asses most in the ship. The again, with three useless people, a muppet, and two people who aren't that god with teams, no wonder.

    Winner: John Crichton

    Beka Valentine vs. Aeryn Sun

    Both are the resident semi-cardboard amazon. Beka has an actual life and enough background to care about her and explain her bitchy attitude. Other tha that, she does little. Then again, there's little plot involving her, so she's not Lara Lookitmyboobs-Croft or Boringaswatchingmoldform-Janeway.
    Aeryn Sun is a nice straight man for John's jokes, expert at weaponry and interstellar stuff. No life, though.

    Winner: Aeryn. Much more useful in space. She can actually shoot.

    Tyr Anasazi vs Ka D'argo
    Okay, dipshit name first off. Tyr also has the stupidest background as to why he's an alien (sort of) that looks exactly like a human. He looks great without a shirt. As much of a Klingon as he is, he seems more like he found Jesus and doesn't want to share.
    Ka D'argo is supposedly a warrior. He carries a sword, but that's it. He doesn't beat thing up much, he just seems to have bad taser-like halitosis.

    Winner: Ka D'argo

    Rommie vs Pilot
    Rommie is somehow short for Andromeda. She's a good ship Ai, but she hardly ACTS like a warship despite the fact that she reminds people that she is one. She has the hots for the captain, but somehow it seems believable.
    Pilot isn't the ship, he's just connected to it, speaks for it, keep sit doing allt eh useless irrelevant crap no one cares about. He's like Scotty of 'The tax machine is btoken!' and 'She cannae take much more!' Half the time something's still broken and he doesn't handle much fo the defense stuff.

    Winner: Rommie. 'Sides, she's hot.

    Winner: Farscape. Apparently a ship full of bums humping and killing muppets is the most fun. Wait, dur!
    Friday, January 20th, 2006
    3:26 pm
    Hi-Fi Sci-Fi
    Why's Farscape called Farscape? They don't use the Farcscape much at all. And why do they always molest the muppet? And what's DRD stand for?

    Why's stuff called High-Fidelity? Are my electronics gonna cheat on me?
    Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
    1:02 am
    A plumbing I won't go
    I'm gonna have to run away from home, keep myself from being listed in the phonebook, and wear a disguise around Berkeley if I want to be a plumber.

    I don't expect support from my family who want a rich, hoity-toity job from me, but they're going to give me anti-support.

    Most common plumbing problem: Stopped drains.

    This is stuff I've always ended up doing since I was little ('Stick your hand down there,''tell me if/when something happens and I'll turn this on/push this button,'We'll pay you to clean up poo-related messes,' 'clean up that drain')

    But if I don't get a plumbing job, I'm good at painting, cleaning, yard work, and editing to either work my way up with or at least keep myself alive.
    Friday, January 6th, 2006
    12:52 pm
    There's a plumbing college?
    Wow. I thought a college of Art was weird.

    The people at a plumbing college are all probably big, muscular, and sweaty, with shirts that don't fit and pants hanging off their asses.

    God, if that's true, the women there have got to be so damn hot.
    Thursday, January 5th, 2006
    10:41 pm
    Happy new beer
    Wow. What a fucking new year.

    I start plans to get some manga I started when I was thirteen off the ground.

    I ditch my best friend for turning into her mom.

    A former ftriend who was evil is now really nice.

    I figure out what I intend to do after college (most people don't until two years after they've graduated).

    And everything's broken.

    This year sucks. Tell me when it's fixed. And where the hell are my flying cars?
    Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
    1:06 am
    Gonna get this shit done!
    1) Almost finished with the revised edition of the Compendium Arc 1. Arc 2 needs a slight bit of putzing and Arc 3 should be fine save for a few bits of new wording. Arc 4 will be amazingly difficult considering the length and complication, but hey, I've written it before, I can do it again.

    2) Alex is storyboarding the first Arc with me.

    3) Getting a bit of art done, got a good idea for shading and I can shade in plain, colore, and tennebrism. Still takes a fuck-off long time, but I'm hoping photshop, some instuctions, and jsut plain getting used to it will help. It'll also probably help when I know what exact pictures I need doing.

    4) Got all the coloring and outfits designed. That's harder than you think. I may still need to figure out what earrings go on Miho.

    5) Got lots of politics of differnet races sorted out. Needed that for further notice.

    6) Need help with character profiles

    7) Still no plausible way of doing a family tree, but I guess i'td be cool to see some fan attempt it some day.

    8) Help welcome. Will pay.
    Friday, December 16th, 2005
    2:11 pm
    If anyone else is as close to shooting them in the head, don't bring guns
    The LJ entry for the party was posted weeks ago (FEEL FREE TO REPLY PEOPLE)

    I told my parents weeks ago.

    I've been working on finals since weeks ago.

    Becca came home for the holidays days ago.

    I've been busy sleeping and working and remembering too late that I should have eaten.

    1) My parents said nothing to Becca.
    2) Becca didn't ask me
    3) Beeca had the gall to preseume she could borrow my TV when she has no idea how to set up a DVD player to it.
    4) Becca had the gall to assume she could use my TV when it's in my room in the first place.
    5) Becca assumed she could use my TV when she can't lift it.
    6) Every other sentence she gave me was 'can't you have your party some other day?'

    Anywho, party this Sunday. YOU HVAE BEEN WARNED!
    Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
    10:04 pm
    Party party party
    Seems like everyone's having a party. And posting the news while I'm still having finals.

    Can people drop me a line if their having a party?

    By the time I can look at LJ's properly, all the party listing will be knocked down by later entires and I'll miss 'em.
    Sunday, December 11th, 2005
    1:00 pm
    What are fiends for?
    This is purely for Holly.

    A poem:

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    your shit can kiss my ass
    So it's come to pass
    That I don't want to see you
    Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
    9:04 pm
    Feelin' better now.

    My evil art teacher wants some projects made, and I'm tired of making things you can't sell at a yard sale.


    So, (WITH HELP) I'm going to be making projects I hope someone will want. Here they are:
    *Woodblock print with yaoi & boobs; words: the internet is for porn

    -I'm keeping this one, but tell me if you want a copy if all goes well.

    *Casseiopeia's chair

    -You can't sit in this. But if anyone wants something that looks like a black torture device with silky fabric & chains on it, it'll be some holiday present.

    *Final Project bird-thingy

    -Anyone want a fabric bird with shiny writing on it and text written in beads and holding a paper butterfly? I doubt anyone wants an emo candle-holder with a waxy hand comin' out of it.

    *Toy Batcave

    A paint toy bat cave. It was all orange and brown before. Now it's black, like batcaves should be.

    *Fake blood

    -If anyone wants blood ink, I'll give you what's left of what I have

    Hoping someone will help me before I start yeling at invisible people and throwing real hammers at them
    Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
    9:03 pm
    I am sick of being sick
    'Against all rationality, his hair ached.'

    I felt like that for a week.

    Then I just felt like crud. I haven't been awake for more than two hours each day, and some of that's borderline.

    For some reason I've been writing fanfiction while feeling like a mix between backed-up plumbing and a broken garbage disposal.

    In the meantimem I 've been wondreing wha't been going on with my friends, if they still are, and if they want to drop off the face of the earth in regards for me.

    Check in, guys.
    Monday, October 10th, 2005
    3:41 pm
    Please kill my teachers
    Between getting up at 8 AM, not being awake and midnight anymore, taking classes such as '2D & 3D art AKA How to Waste Your Time and Money,' 'Writing for people who think Emo is art,' 'Art History Taught By Someone Who Doesn't Know History,' and 'Math Taught By A Greek Philosopher On Too Much Ritalin' and TRYING to get something done outside of school, my sanity has pretty much evaporated.

    While trying to deal with this manageree of idiots who don't know art from puke, I'm trying to get one of my novels published.

    Wish me luck.
    Tuesday, October 4th, 2005
    10:01 pm
    I got nuthin'
    Okay, Holly got to post about Corpse Bride, now I wanna.

    ...

    ... I don't get it.

    Can someone explain it to me?

    Do these people just have a crap idea of marriage? Victor spentfive minutes at most with either woman, why's he so damned determined to marry Victoria, and the why is he so determined to go through with marrying Emily?

    How'd he get in the Land o' the Dead?

    How'd all the dead get out of the land of the dead?

    Are complete strangers allowed to just waltz into a house and stay the night?

    Why is the Land o' the Dead so damn small? It looks smaller than the land of the living.

    Why butterflies? Correction: WTF? Butterflies?

    Am I supposed to be sorry for Emily? She was a dumbass before, and now she's a whiny bitch. And what made her suddenly grow up at the end?

    What's with the names?

    Did people just make a bunch of death jokes and paste a flimsy plot on top of them?
    Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
    1:46 pm
    I'd wish for goggles, but they'd do nothing
    Talkign with Alex and revisting both Nostalgia and Bargain movie stores, I never realized just how fucked up my childhood was.

    Okay, to direct and indriect verbal abuse without any emotional support was bad.

    But before that, I was a happy little kid who watched TV. Nto jsut TV, some of the wrongest stuff in the world for someone 4-12, who knows what sex is, but hasn't gotten the fine details yet (like orgasms and foreplay):

    Who framed Roger Rabbit (boobies, Foreplay, sexual inuendo, insinuation of bestiality with cartoons, torture fetish)
    Nightmare before Christmas (BDSM, forplay with dismembered body parts, and I'm not sure what to call that music)
    Thundercats (Bestiality, incest, male sexuality, boobies, crothch emphsasis, phallic references)
    He-Man (Near-nudity, BDSM)
    Dark Crystal (I swear to god, there's humiliation and torture fetishes. Plus those gelflings aren't that grown up/human looking)
    Lord of the Rings (pedophilia, stalking, insinuated child molestation and seduction, sexual gay wrestling, insinuated sex, molestation of a mentally retarded person, masochism, and more I can't think of at the moment)
    X-men (boobies, panties, mental orgasms, open-relationships)
    Tiny Toons, Animaniacs (pedophilia, bestiality, stalkers, reverse Lolita complex, very bad morals, sexual innuendo, attempted rape, gold-digging, mental abuse, implied besitality)
    Loney Tunes (stalker/rapist tendencies)
    Gummi bears (the only one without pants is a female, antropomorphic, and just getting into puberty, has a rather slutty voice and way of walking, Stalker Pirate I swear was insinuated LIKED that girl, incest insinuation)
    Alladin (bad morals about sex, costume fetish, boobies, stalkers)
    Return of Jafar (more boobies, more stalker stuff, mental abuse)
    The Hobbit (eating people fetish, 'bad touches', bondage fetish)
    Sleeping Beauty (Drug abuse)
    Fairy Tale Theatre (Being attacked by phallic asparagas, violence fetishes, eating people feishes, bestiality, bad sexual morals, masochism)
    Muppet Fairy Tale Theatre (insinuated muppetality, bad sexual morals, biting fetishes, eating people fetishes)
    (some random live action Hansel and Gretal movie) Toture fetishes of both human and animals, killing fetishes, eating people fetishes)
    Labyrinth (insinuated muppetailty, stalker tendencies, male sexuality, attempted date rape)
    Yellow Submarine (lack of clothes, drug abuse)
    The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, & Black Adder (Sexual innuendo, inplied sex, sexual confusion, boobies)
    Willow (a two-headed fire-breathing, phallic-necked monster, Implied sexual lust, attempted rape, gore)
    Spider-man (costume fetishes, mental trauma, insinuated getting off to murdering one's own family)
    Dragon Ball (scatological jokes, boobies, sexual innuendo, sex jokes)
    Ghostbusters cartoon (most ghosts don't look human and have torture fetishes, one had sever pedophilia fetish)
    Snow White (getting off to murdering pretty young women)
    Xena (sexual innuendo, boobies, male sexuality, bad morals regarding sex, lava wrestling)
    Star Wars (implied robosexuality, torure fetishes, torutre fetishes for younger generation relatives, master/servant relationships, costume fetishes, seeing people eaten fetishes)
    Legend (stalker tendencies, anthromorph hitting on human, powerplay fetish, goofing with a phallic allicorn, reverse fairy-philia)
    TMNT (implied bestiality, implied lolita ralationship, BDSM, robosexuality, robo-bestiality, eyeball-on-antenae insinuation, boobies, crotch emphasism, toys, keeping videophones [turned on] in pants, phallic/buttplug-looking inventions, master/slave relations)
    Tank Girl (boobies, stalkers, bestiality, torture fetishes, sexual manipulation, date rape)
    Rocky Horror (pretty much everything)
    ElfQuest (threesome insinuation, open-relationships, mental torture fetishes, manipulation/abuse of people in catatonic states, mental abuse, sex, watching murder fetishes, BDSM, mental sadism, date rape)
    Last Unicorn (intentions of bestiality, master/slave relationships with animals)
    Star Trek (bad sexual morals, murder fetishes, implied immensely rough sex)
    Legend of Zelda cartoon (attempted statutory date rape, attempted statutory rape, attempted bestiality, reverse 'fairy-philia,' possible reverse lolita complex, attempted sex, attempted projectile sex, sexual innuendo, BDSM, bondage fetish)

    Gayness, transvestitism, and anestimaphilia are not counted due to the fact that they can easily be portrayed as 'love' rather than 'sex'
[ << Previous 20 ]
The Phoenix Rises Again   About LiveJournal.com